july 8th

a day that your girlfriend/ boyfriend can kiss you!

Johnny: hey its july 8th, that means i can kiss you

december 8th

ask out your best friends boyfriends best friend.

Grace: Hey heidi u should ask out jonot, its december 8th so u have to ask out my boyfriend(ray)'s best friend (jonot).
Heidi: Ok, I've been waiting for an excuse to ask him out

Heidi: hey Jonathan, will you go out with me?
Jonathan: Yes i'd love to.

december 8th

national bitch day

ahmoodi wit da big bootyyyy is born on december 8th

December 8th

National sex day. Literally just do whatever you want but it is suggested you do the dirty on the 8th. But please don't make a baby we don't need anymore crotch goblins :)

Bitch 1: bro it's December 8th yk what that means..

Bitch 2: yes I do.. I do. Get away from me.. no.. BACK OFF BITCH

December 8th

National Tell Your Best Friend Your Crush Day!

emily: hey ruby.. i like ashton..
ruby: ohh okay! why are you telling me that?
emily: its december 8th!

8th Grader

Noun 1. Used a subtle way to ask for 3.5 grams of substance.

Hey man can I swing by and pick up an 8th grader later?

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8th grader

a student at the tip of elementary, usually USUALLY highschool-ers get annoyed by them really easily...not saying i do or anything :

chrissy: ...omg, that 8th grader is so annoying!

bob: hey, maybe it's just you!

chrissy:. . .

sorry for the horrible example >_>

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