december 8th

ask out your best friends boyfriends best friend.

Grace: Hey heidi u should ask out jonot, its december 8th so u have to ask out my boyfriend(ray)'s best friend (jonot).
Heidi: Ok, I've been waiting for an excuse to ask him out

Heidi: hey Jonathan, will you go out with me?
Jonathan: Yes i'd love to.

December 8th

National Tell Your Best Friend Your Crush Day!

emily: hey ruby.. i like ashton..
ruby: ohh okay! why are you telling me that?
emily: its december 8th!

May 8th

show a mf some tittys today

my bros deserve it

oh hey it’s may 8th yk wut that means

May 8th

May 8th is when u Tell your crush u like them in person

Girl: I like u would u be my bf
Boy: Why are u telling me just now tho
Girl: cause it’s May 8th
Boy: well in that case then yes
Girl: Ily
Boy: ily2

may 8th

A real bitch birthday !😴🎂

👤:oh yo birthday on may 8th
me:YOP u kno us taurus do it tha best🤣

8th Grader

Noun 1. Used a subtle way to ask for 3.5 grams of substance.

Hey man can I swing by and pick up an 8th grader later?

8th grader

a student at the tip of elementary, usually USUALLY highschool-ers get annoyed by them really easily...not saying i do or anything :

chrissy: ...omg, that 8th grader is so annoying!

bob: hey, maybe it's just you!

chrissy:. . .

sorry for the horrible example >_>