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Basically 99 'till 1 but repeatedly
1.Dummy: Do I look fine?
Peep1: Stop!! now its 99 'till 11 you dummy!!!
2.Shouter:Hey the time gone slower. this is 99 'till 11!!!
3.Alter ego: Bye
Target: Don't come back!!!
ego: Hi
Target:Grrr!!! GET OUT OF HERE!! I KNEW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE 99 'TILL 11!!! JUST GO!!!
you are screwed if you have strict parents
thats not even a passing grade
person 1: "what score did u get on the recent tests?"
person 2: " I got a 99% on the test"
person 1: "oh rip my bro"
When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.
"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"
1) A true hero of the clone war and savior of Tapoka city
2) The amount of balloons it would take to start a nuclear war
1) 99 died defending Tapoka city only for it to be destroyed by his own brothers
2) This is what we've waited for!
This is it, boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by
Literally the worst age to die at, ever.
You were THAT close to 100.
"My great aunt died yesterday"
"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"
"99"
"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"
"Ahem."
"...Sorry."