bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.

Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"

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Ratio With Bvs

Something that “Giga Chads” say to defend the best cbm ever made from brainwashed snyder antis slandering the movie for the last 6 years.

Twitter user 89866: Ratio with Bvs
Twitter user 4556 ( fellow snyder cultist) : must be a giga Chad to ratio with Bvs

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Ratio

The ratio of women you truly love/girls you've slept with/girls you've kissed. This term always involves 3 numbers.

Kenneth: What's your ratio since you met Jen?

Thomas: 1/4/7
Kenneth: I'm only 10 over 15

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The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

Tit to Arm Ratio

Tit to arm ratio (Also known as TTAR) is a girl with thin arms combined with larger than normal breasts.

Panjeet: Isn’t Hannah‘s body the hottest?
Adinew: Yeah, she has the best tit to arm ratio

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p to v ratio

the ratio of guys (p) to girls (v) at a party.

at a sausage fest:
Mike: yo we need to get more chicks here, this party is lame
Joe: i know, the p to v ratio is way off

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Boob to Belly Ratio

A comparison size between a woman's breasts and their belly/gut/etc. Ideally, men look for women who's breast ratio are larger than the belly. Likewise, women who have a bigger belly than they have breasts are said to violate the boob to belly ratio.

"dude, that girl over at the bar is hot!"

"You're kidding, right? She totally violates the boob to belly ratio!..."