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After fucking a girl who's on her period, as you cum, you titty fuck her. Extra props for being able to form the letter A.
My girl was on the rag, but I fucked her anyways, and then I finished it with a Scarlet Letter.
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A break up letter. A short, impolite letter you send to someone to break up with them rather than doing it in person.
She sent me a Black Letter.
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A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".
After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.
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not "all caps" just when you use a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence. it's like being formal but being formal in a no formal conversation is weird. so don't :)
friend 1: "Hey want to go out tonight? I found a nice place. What you think?"
friend 2: "ig it looks nice but why are you talking with capital letters..? it's to formal and weird, go look it up"
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1. When a girl cums on your face cuz you hum really loudly into ther minge.
2. A request to attend a birthday party because the person who's birthday it is is a gorgeous sex queen who makes anyones day seem better. Also, see human ecstasy
"Just because I'm vocalling you in the gash doesn't mean you get ot give me a Beth's letter."
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Letters for people who don't like letters. Kind of like computer letters, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.
I write cover letters so I have no friends.
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Whe one loses 6-0 in a game of Pro Evolution Soccer, one must submit a letter of apology to the victor, pinning it to the wall to show to all until the loser defeats the victor 6-0 in another game. A defeat of more than 6 goals must be punished with a letter of apology being sent to the Pope.
Leahy: 6-0, whip out the letter of apology
Dave: Let me get the paper.....
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