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The sexual act of intercourse where upon two men intertwine their legs and rub their buttholes together, similar to the sexual act of intercourse where upon two women intertwine their legs and rub their vulvas to each other.
I just got done butt-scissoring with Earl, it feels soo good!!
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When a person hits someone else with the bottom of their gun.
“Won’t shoot her but I will gun-butt the bitch.” -Nicki Minaj, Barbie Tingz
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Touch-butt is a kind of light-contact or no-contact sparring/martial art training, that is considered to be ineffective or straight bullshit, not to mention looking too gay for combat. Usually reserved for guys like Conor McGregor's movement couch Ido Portal.
Who are you training with?! You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park!
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When a woman and man perform 69 on each other. Preferably the man is on bottom and can't see anything due to the fact of the woman's ass being in his face.
Man 1: Yeah, so me and Debbie got it on last night
Man 2: Sweet dude, you didn't put on the butt goggles did you?
Man 1: Yeah.. for a little while, i couldn't see shit
When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.
Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.
Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.
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An illness that occurs after one eats any amount of food from Pizza Hut, resulting in uncontrollable explosive diarrhea.
Friend: why weren't you in class today?
Me: I ate Pizza Hut last night and I've been stuck on the toilet all day with hut butt.
Butt Retching
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When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."