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The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.
Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
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The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.
Boy/Girlfriend: Wish I was with my cuddle bear, so warm so happy in my arms i love her.
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The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".
1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"
2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"
Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."
Both: "Huahhhrowrr"
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a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours
ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap
(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together
"Hey Amanda, did "bob" ever pass his bear test?"
"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."
An extremely aggressive blow job
Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot
Dada Bear is a kind, funny and weird polar bear who loves and is addicted to eating seals. He loves his family with all his heart and also loves to make parodies of songs about himself. He also has a very deep voice and has a brother at Norwich castle museum called Jeffrey!