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Friedness; ha ha, ha; bleh bark mode; shamaneshamana
Jake: i lost my juul
Skeet: dude its in your f*****g hand
Jake: on no dont say it
Skeet: DERBY MODE ACTIVATED
The one true derby is hull fc vs hull kr
Not the rivalry between saints and wigan
The Hull derby is the one true derby
When someone pretends to live in a different location than they actually do to people online, for the purpose of fun and amusement for themselves and group of online friends.
"Brungba has totally pulled a Derby in group chat, that fool think they from the other side of the country!!!"
Term used in association football to refer to a match between two clubs from the same city/area.
i.e: Liverpool - Everton (Merseyside derby), Milan - Inter (Derby della Madonnina), Barcelona - Espanyol (Derbi Barceloní)
"Yo, are you gonna watch the Manchester derby tonight?"
"Yeah why not."
When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.
"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"
"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"
When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.