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When you gang bang a crunchy taco shell then frisbee throw it at your least favorite cousin
“Next time I see your Deep-fried Paul Blart ass at a family reunion, I’m gonna pull dirty zavi on your dirty ass inbred cabbage patch kid face.”
When your girl sticks razor blades in her pussy and you fuck her to achieve an improvised circumcision, whilst also putting the both of you in critical condition
Girl: “Are you uncircumcised? Lemme give you a dirty Gregory!”
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To perform a hand job with glitter infused lotion.
Madison gave Michael a dirty unicorn.
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When you helicopter your big black dick to the beat of the songs from Disney classics.
“Is Michael coming to the party?”
“Nah, he can’t make it. There’s a Disney movie marathon on Freeform and he got caught up doing the dirty Albin.”
When you or your partner leave the room during sex and then re-enter by scurrying in on the floor and squeaking like a rat
Last night my husband pulled a dirty Zakir on me!
Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.
If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.
John: "I'll be right back guys"
Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."
Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"
John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
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Bringing the baddest bitch home from the club and raw dogging her doggy style in your roommates bed
Damn I really pulled a dirty Ethan in Marty’s bed last night bro.
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