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Overdeveloped muscles on a male, such that the upper abdomen resembles breasts
"Dude...you go to the gym waay too much. I mean, you've even got gym tits!"
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A highly attractive female who performs exercises outside the realm of calisthenics and cardio; often squats more than the "everyday-is-an-upper-body-day" male. Not to be mistaken with the Amazonian or Cardio Bunny.
Hey Don that Gym Bunny squats more than you, how about you start working those chicken legs!
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A gym newbie or gym noob is a newly joined unexperienced member of a gymnasium (usually due to New Years resolutions that they will not see fulfilled) they are an irritating breed.
Well known for EZ curling in the squat rack and forgetting to return weights after use and swarming the gymnasium.
We can only hope these vile creatures return to their lethargic ways of life by the end of January and leave the rest of the men molded by the iron to continue in their journey of personal improvement.
If you are a gym newbie you must wear this title in shame until you have accomplished one year of hard training and made well deserved hard earned gains. After this you shal be greeted as a brother among the iron generation.
CP - MC
Gym noob, gym newbie, New Years resolution gym members
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A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes
He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.
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When you're bangin' a chubby chick in a variety of sexual positions then you finish from behind while jogging in place.
I needed a good workout but I was low on cash. So I picked up a fatty from the bar, made her nachos and hit the Total Gym in before the end of the day.
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A person who trains in martial arts for 'x' number of days/weeks/months/years. But that's all they do, train. They've never actually gotten into a fight, yet the constantly tell you how good they are.
So in all, they ARE a fighter, but not at all.
Gym Fighter: I've been taking boxing for about a year and a half, boy I gotta tell ya, my punches are fast!
Person: Oh really now? Wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that one.
Gym Fighter: Well, I've, never really been in a fight, BUT if there was one, I sure would be ready....
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A combination of gymnist and fantastical.
Fantastic, crazy sex involving multiple positions and lots of gymnast -type moves that require a wide range of flexibility.
My muscles are sore from a night of gym-tastical sex.
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