kiwi-a-gogo land

A slang name for New Zealand.

The Sex God is leaving me to snog sheep in Kiwi-a-gogo land.

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Kiwi-Pie

1. Kira (Y)

2. Dead cool

3. Maaaan

4. Kiwi Fruit Lemon Pie

5. Cloe Ashatariiii

Where's my Kiwi Fruit Lemon Merange Pie? Kiwi-Pie! ~(:

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evie da kiwi

The one that burps her abc’s

What’s that smell is it Evie da kiwi burping

strawberry kiwi snapple

it's a drink, period queen. basically the best snapple flavor ykkk. me and anthony made this on facetime so yes😌

"What drink do you want? A strawberry kiwi snapple!"

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Pope’s Salty Kiwi

This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.

Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…

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Real Kiwi Hours

The time ranging from 12:00 A.M to 11:59 P.M in which you go out to go scavenge for and food or scraps to keep yourself nourished.

Random Stranger: Hey do you have the time?
Me: Yeah, it's Real Kiwi Hours

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Kiwi Farms

Encyclopedia Dramatica as a forum because all of the members dox and troll people.

When i came to Kiwi Farms, i've found out that all of the members are trolls and doxxers, just like Encyclopedia Dramatica.

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