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Kill mermaids day is a day where you kill Mermaids.
Kill mermaids day is at April 10.
i will kill mermaids on kill mermaids day
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Mcd"s has gone surf and turf. Just smash a big mac and filet-o-fish. This by no means a health lover meal. It's so bad but so good and only 920 calories.
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Mermaid Shell Parts- Is a half circle shape hair part used in lore of the traditional box shaped part. The technique is often used when braiding hair.
My styles suggested that instead creating box shaped parting for my braid that we create mermaid shell parts.
Slang. It's another way of say a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.
Dad: what did you do to my daughter? Boyfriend: her mermaid became moana. Dad: wym? Boyfriend: it's another way of saying a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.
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They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...
How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped
2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.
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Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.
The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.