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Mum/Mummy is a godly, beautiful, loving, euphoric, funny, kind, silly and the weirdest person you will ever know. She will always have your back, more than your friends do!
My mummy is my life, I love her with all my heart❤️
A younger persons way of saying mum. And if you're over 16 and still calling your mum mummy get your fucken act together and get a job
16 year old: mummy when's dinner?!
Mum: GROW UP AND CALL ME MUM!!! And dinner will be ready in five minutes
A general term for a womans breasts, by goodness look at those mummy bags. i bet she doesn't know i was staring at her mummy bags
dear Natalie the other day i couldn't help but look at your mummy bags, i went into the bank and saw her mummy bags, those bag certainly could feed a whole army
A mum who is also working as a professional/career job. Same as a career mom.
She’s not a stay at home mum she’s a professional mummy.
Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.
Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
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“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”
(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
Put your hand in ice water for 10 minutes. Remove and wrap with gauze or elastic wrap, you should be able to feel the coldness of your hand. Begin to masterbate.
I did A Mummy last night, it was a chilling experience.
To get something just right, like goldilocks, not too big not too small, just right!
Dont mess up the shot, 'mummy bear it'
It's 'mummy bear'