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A great harcore band with some of my favoirt songs such as Getting Away With Murder, Infest, Last Resort and Blood Brothers. It's good stuff.
Mixes very well with Linkin Park
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort....
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i.e. When one attempts to kill a roach and fails.
After this violent act of attempted insecticide, one thinks "oh well..." and casually continues his or her prior activity as if nothing had transpired.
A few moments later, you're chillaxin' and it's business as usual. Then, like a freakish bat out of hell, said roach rises from the shadows to exact vengeance on your ass and jumps ALL UP on YOU! and crawls ALL over your SHIT! and your just RUNNIN' AROUND whilst SMACKING yourself in an attempt to KNOCK it off! AND ALL HELLFIRE BREAKS LOOSE AND HOLY FUCK!!!
Marty: (Stops drinking for a moment and tries to stomp a fleeing roach) ... Bastard got away.
Michael: Don't kill roaches.
Marty: Why, cuz they'll come back to get me... (scoffs and resumes trying to flirt with the cute brunette)
Micheal: (Moments later) Roach revenge mofos! ON YOUR SIX MATAY!
Marty: (Frantic as the roach climbs his leg) Huh... Shitfire! Get it off me! HUAAHHHHH!
Micheal: What'd fuck I tell you?
Marty: Shut up.
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In the United States, Community Colleges are often referred to as Roach Motels. They are so called because people who begin attending Community Colleges rarely finsh. Rather, the tendency is for the students to just keep on taking one random course after another for 8-12 years without ever attaining a degree or advancing to a full college. Hence the students never really leave. That is to say, they check in, but they don't check out, as per the old TV ad.
What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.
-Man, is Bill still going to Virginia Western?
--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.
-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.
--Werd.
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noun - a device used to put a roach in to take your high to a new level...typiaclly makers of the device use a lighter to burn 2 round shaped hole to fit your roach in the other for a carb you stick your roach in one hole your finger covering the carb remove top of water bottle light roach and suck wind
prepare to ride the roach rocket to outer space
-disclaimer- unfortunally do to the new "eco friedly" water bottles suction is more diffucuist requires a larger carb and virtauly no air to enter the bottle difficult but do able
tom : yo clip thats shit and shove it in the roach rocket
paul: ight son you ready to fly
Conducter : ALL ABOARD LAST CALL FOR THE ROACH ROCKET
tom :ight son lets raise up i dont think we can get much higher but we out
paul: dippen like a frog
paul: shit son were folded like napkins
tom: you konwwww ittt
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Clips used to hold roaches of marijuana sweets, blunts or joints
Once the Swish Sweet burns down we better pull out'em roach clips.
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A heavy rock/metal band that are quite frankly one of the best. They have songs about everything, not just cutting wrists and gouging out peoples eyes. Hell, I haven't met anyone that doesnt like Scars, and the Acoustic version just kicks ass. Oh...and they never perform in or around DC :(
Girl: I love Papa Roach!
Boy: \\m///,(>'<),\\m// ROCK ON!
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Small, foreign cars on the road. Generally the Asian ones.
While driving my large American truck, I didn't notice the fucking road roach beside me.
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