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Choose a winner

Doesn't work, Never works, It will never work.

Choose a winner

by quartz89_alt March 18, 2022


winnerer

winner but winnerer yknow

'im a winner' - person 1
'well im a winnerer' - person 2
'i dont think thats a word' person 1
'me neither but i guess it is now' - person 2
'you cant just make up words' - person 1
'why not? every word is made up' - person 2
'true' - person 1
'winnerer' - person 2

by boulderpoo August 21, 2021


winner winner vegan dinner

Literally, it’s vegans celebrating... but with dinner!

Winner winner vegan dinner! There’s more than two options on the menu for me!

by It’sbradthevegan! February 28, 2021


Homeschool Winner

home school win ner

for pete's sake he is not evil where the heck did you get that Idea? stupid head.

by rondell August 20, 2003


Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 6, 2024


True Winner

When someone hits a shot in tennis that the other player can't get a touch of.

"Man those Muncy players sure love to hit true winners!"

by L-esboro April 29, 2023


Winner's attitude

The art of entering into something telling yourself you're going to win.

Hey that's some great winner's attitude you've got!
"Wow I don't know how you did it bro" "I call it winners attitude."

by KiritoBestie February 23, 2020