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When you did the nature in the woods, and are desperate for a commode application...nothing beats soft bear fur...
Jack crapped in the woods..and there was nothing else around than a sleeping bear. Poor Jack, may he never have to wipe his arse in Heaven.
Ever wondered why bears are brown?
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The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.
Boy/Girlfriend: Wish I was with my cuddle bear, so warm so happy in my arms i love her.
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The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".
1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"
2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"
Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."
Both: "Huahhhrowrr"
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An extremely aggressive blow job
Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot
a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours
ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap
A creature that is defined as having the following:
One small eye and one big eye.
One small ear and one big ear.
And a blue nose.
Beeda Bear is the idea that human affliction will end.
Genocide is horrible, the right to life should be a natural born right to everyone. When genocide ends that'll be beeda bear.
while getting your bare penis touch by a red headed female
Pierce vaughn got some bear peen from a red head