Maxwell house

A company that might be as in trouble as taxis and many other companies if they don't wake up with a cup of their own coffee and fight.

Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.

Maxwell’s transformations

The thing under which Newton’s laws are invariant

A: Are Newton’s laws invariant under Maxwell’s transformations?
B: Yes! By definition!