pickle in a mickle

intense gay bum sex where the pickle (penis) is in a mickle (Large gaping asshole).

Jackson and I are going to have a pickle in a mickle later tonight! Wanna watch?

1👍 1👎

pickle shower

A brief 5-10 minute rain shower said to be good for a crop of pickles.

The baseball game was briefly delayed by a pickle shower.

pickle fucker

the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)

jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)

127👍 25👎

Pickle Rick

Funniest shit ever created.

then he called himself Pickle Rick

27👍 4👎

pickle tickle

To have sex. Used in the movie "A League of Their Own" and spoken by Jon Lovitz.

"Aw, dry yer eyes. Yeah, I'm going to go home, have a shave and a shower, give the wife a little pickle tickle."

143👍 29👎

pickle crap

Alternate term for pickle relish.

Cucumbers are wonderful, pickles are wonderful, tartar sauce is wonderful, but pickle crap on a hot dog or hamburger is the scourge of the earth

189👍 40👎

Pickles the Drummer

Drummer for Dethklok, the most metal band in the world, from Metalocalypse on Adult Swim. Born in the Midwest and rose to fame fronting the L.A. rock band Snakes and Barrels. Official spokesman for "Pickles Nickels".

"Use Pickles Nickels!" - Pickles the Drummer

157👍 33👎