A blowjob but given with a mouth full of ranch dressing and after the guy cums the blowjob giver spits all the ranch out and saves it in a bowl in a freezer. After a week you take it out and let it thaw. Then eat the entire bowl with a food of your choosing.
Bro I cant believe that Julie recorder herself doing a Sloppy Dallas! Wonder how hammered she was.
When you give someone a blowjob with a mouthful of dip.
Dallas gave me a sloppy Dallas next to the Texas ranger
A sexual act when you give a blowjob with dip in your mouth
Hey, yall wanna do the SLOPPY DALLAS
a blowjob with dip in the blowjob-givers mouth
hey i got a sloppy dallas last night it was amazing
A sloppy Dallas is when your girl packs a fat dip and starts sucking you off and it ends up looking like a fat turd because of all the dip spit.
Joe: bro, I got Jessica to give me a sloppy Dallas last night.
Adam: That’s disgusting.
A blowjob where the giver has a lip packed with dip so the dip juice gets on the shaft. Popularized by The Goons. Typically seen in hillbilly communities.
"Yeah my cousin gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night."
"Oh nice did she use Copenhagen."
When a girl/guy gives you a blowjob and there mouth is full of dip
Last night Sophia gave me a "Sloppy Dallas" my dick was black for a week!