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When a girl provides oral pleasure to a man with a mouth filled with pork rinds while wearing a Confederate flag thong.
Damn, homey, your Momma uses higher-quality pork rinds than your sister when giving me an Alabama Hogsucker. I know this for a fact.
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A sexual act during oral in which at the point of climax, the woman stops and uppercuts the man's nuts into his scrotal canal. If they see his balls shadow when they re-descend, he gets four more weeks of BJs.
Damn man. My balls still hurt from that Alabama Groundhog Jill gave me. Upside a month of sloppy toppy.
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When a girl fills her mouth with liquor, gives a man a blowjob, and right as he's about to come lights his penis on fire with a lighter, giving the effect of a volcano as the semen leaves the flaming penis.
"This girl gave George an Alabama volcano and he couldn't walk straight for two weeks!"
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When two guys are doing the same chick in the ass at the same time and the'yre all cousins.
Guy 1: You hear about Dayrl and Bill?
Guy 2: Ya i heard they give their cousin cindy the old alabama blackhole
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1. Southern answer to the Long Island Iced Tea. Typically includes Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice, Sweet and Sour Mix. Has been known to be spiked with 151 Rum, Wild Turkey, or Moonshine.
2. College girl who consumed such a beverage at a party and provided a good time for all.
1. Bartender, make me an Alabama Slammer.
2. Last night I had my way with an Alabama Slammer.
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A black guy in Alabama wearing a cowboy hat.
Look at that coon wearing an Alabama hardhat!
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When you have a foursome, but 3 of the people are related.
Robert downey jr. and his 2 cousins had an alabama afterparty with his friend Paul Walker.
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