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A highly intelligent dog of chinese descent. Usually known as ChoiChoi to humans. Alan Choi07 has displayed immense intellect by displaying the capability to converse in both English and dog language. Due to the misunderstood threat that Alan Choi07 can pose to the chinese authorities, it has been neutered.
Alan Choi07 on his capacity for foreign language ; "Meow"
When a character on a video can't run for a long period of time. It comes from the game Alan Wake where the main character can't run far without running out of breath.
*character runs out of breath*
"for gods sake, you've Alan Waked!"
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A guy with a tiny penis so microscopic that ants can't even find it.
Girl 1: Met this guy last night in a bar.
Girl 2: No way! What was his name?
Girl 1: Alan Wong
Girl 2: Oh hell no! Stay away from that micropenis! I heard he can't even last two seconds!
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Alan Walker is a Norwegian music producer born on 24th August 1997.
He is best known for his 2014 song Fade. You will find this song on pretty much any YouTube tutorial from 2014 - 2018. Most of his "fanbase" only know this song and possibly his 2015 song Spectre. In way, he is the new Kevin Macleod.
You either like Alan Walker's music or you don't.
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the best boyfriend ever. so cute and so hot. funniest boy ever. sexy a f
“have you seen alan?” “yeah man, hes out being the best boyfriend ever!”
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To become irate at a mere suggestion that does not match someone though process. Marked by sarcastic questioning, referencing to business models, lots of talk about how much sense that makes etc. Also shown by playing ping pong with complete strangers and being comfortable enough to take off your shirt while drinking heavily and making other party so uncomfortable they immediately stop all alcohol consumption
He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas
He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas
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To convince everyone that your work is far more complex and time consuming than it really is and then get undesirable work dumped on coworkers.
I'm going to do an Alan so I can slack off.
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