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An ignorant, loud mouth, anti-american, camera-chasing racist who promotes and supports racial hatred/ tension.
America would be a much better place without the likes of Al Sharpton running around shooting off their mouths.
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first off i'd like to say pacino is the greatest of all time. I mean come one! You cant deney that statement! The Godfather, Te Godfather II, The Godfather III, Scareface, Heat, Any Given Sunday!!! I Love Robert De Niro, but he is no pacino. O and about Robert De Niro, His name is Robert De Niro not Bob de niro, give me a break "Kyle". I know bob is short for robert, but he is known as Robert De Niro, not Bob De Niro. Get your head on straight paizan. O and one last thing. I would like to point out that both Pacino and De Niro are Italian!!!
People think that rappers are gangsters, but Pacino is the real thug!!!
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Parody Singer
eg:
Gangsters Paradise into-
Amish Paradise
Stand in the place where i live int0-
Spam in the place where i live
Im Bad into-
Im Fat!
etc...
Amish paradise:
...I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain, but that's just perfect for an amish like me, you know i shun fancy things like electricity, at 4:30 in the morning im milkin' cows....
;D
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An terrorist group run by cows.
Did you hear about the rotten cheese bomb that exploded in
Arkadelphia? Sent dozens to the hospital. Definitely bears the hallmark of Al Cowda.
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Sent on a dirt nap; outfitted with cement shoes; deep-sixed. Pwned in a very gangster-esque manner.
Johnny the Rat thought he could get away from the mob, but Vito caught up to him, and Johnny got Al Capwned!
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the arabic equivalent of "a little fucking faggot"
haji 1: durka durka durka
haji 2: durka durka durka jihad al' bertni
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A former SNL writer, now a liberal author famous for his heartfelt honesty, sparkling wit, disturbingly handsome face (in my opinion), and charming--if sometimes a bit overbearing--conduct during battles with Bill O'Reilly and the rest of the uber-conservative crew.
"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."
"If you listen to a lot of conservatives, they'll tell you that the difference between
them and us is that conservatives love America and liberals hate America.... They don't
get it. We love America just as much as they do. But in a different Way. You see, they
love America the way a 4-year-old loves her Mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups.
To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is
bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad,
and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world."
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