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someone who thinks bat is swagger
"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"
an old man's lament when asked how ya doin
how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.
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Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"
Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.
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It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.
ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive
my penis is sad :(
Yeah i like strudel too
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In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)
Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think
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A picture from an on-going show called Ninjago has started circling the internet. It's a picture from one of the earlier seasons that came out a few years ago, with short updates as to what has happened to some of the main favorite characters. one character, Cole, was marked as "Alive but Gay". This is a phrase rooted in homophobia, but that has been adopted to be a meme about how someone has come out as gay.
"Have you heard from diana from highschool lately? I haven't heard from her in a while"
"Oh, she's alive but gay"
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