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A country where a lot of people like to rebell against tradition and hate our president. What has this country come too?
"You know that country America?"
"Yeah they rebell against their traditions and hate their president. What a country!"
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full of inbred twats who think they rule the world but really they're getting mcdonalds as a cheeky midnight snack and living off it
god.. i just went to america and saw a guy shagging his stepsister
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America is made up of North America, South America, and Central America. Most commonly used by those who live in the United States as a name for their country, because they sometimes forget other countries exist.
"Oooh, this IS better! But the costume, so tight! Still, I can feel a righteousness surging! 'Hey,wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, and patriotism? God bless America!"
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America is a continent situated between the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean. It has three parts: North America, Center America and South America. Even though everyone who was born in this continent should be called "American" this name is used only for people who was born in the United States "of" America which is only one country in this huge continent. And let's not forget the real inhabitants of this continent, the aborigins who were killed and damaged were the real americans too. However, in the spanish language the word "Americano" (translation for american) means anyone who was born in the continent called America, though some people can use this word to name the north american people, that's just a show of how powerful imperialist countries can impose whatever they want to anyone behind them. More specific words would be: North American, Center American and South American.
America was discovered by Cristobal Colón* on October 12th 1492**
*let's not change his name cause he was from Spain, it is also said that he was Italian(from Genova, which is probably true) and his name would be Cristobolo Colombo. Anyway, his name certainly wasn't "Christopher", lol, just gimme a break.
**This can be read in most text books, but the truth is that America had a population before the conquerors arrived, so that would be the date when the killing and robbing would gain a new name(then we could change "discovered" for "invaded" which sounds more accurate). Some folks like to call that the start of civilization in a savage continent, honestly that's bullshit.
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Best country in the world
Beats Canada's fat ass
Land that invented football (not gay futball), basketball, baseball, apple pie, the telephone, the lightbulb, the oven, electricity, space travel, kicking ass in every war but one (the Vietnam war), kicking Canada's ass in the war of 1812, being famous for the large amount of big dongs sizes, has jelly belly jelly beans, beat the canadians and the germans at beerfest, has the best language ever, has the most missles, has balls unlike Canada that sits out of every war but one, reese's peanut butter cups, snickers, 3 musketeers, milkyway, smarties(no chocolate), M and Ms, Kimbo, Rambo, Chuck Norris, pro wrestling, man on woman sex (unlike Canada), Bruce Willis, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones,and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
Hey holmes, if we hop this fence we go to heaven, I think it's called America.
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Please, everyone stop your unjustified hatred for the United States of America and its people for a second, and allow me to explain the fundamental differences between George Bush and the American people. America has its share of hicks, intolerant white preachers, and douschie wasteful teenagers, but it also is home to great thinkers, scientists, and good people. People who are normal and kind are not shown by the media, because they're boring. The reason that America has been blemished so is because ironically, although you yell at us for not having proper media, you all succumb to the same ploy that many Americans do. You see the cult leaders and the White supremacists, and you say, "Damn, America sucks." You yell at as, and you curse us incessantly, but you all are forgetting your own countries' histories. England--were you not a imperialistic and brutal nation as well? And did you also do much worse things than being fat or ignorant? Yes, you did. You butchered Irish, fought the French in a long war that caused the suffering of many people in unneccessary wars, and you imposed your will on many smaller nations. France--Napoleon ravaged Europe, you held a brutal revolution that caused endless suffering in your nation, and to be honest, a lot of you are pompous brats. Germany--HEIL HITLER Belgium--remember the Congo? Spain--Crusades, holy inquisitions, AZTECS, etcetera. I could tarnish every single nation, but the fact of the matter is, America is not perfect. Yes, we have our faults, and yes, we have done many stupid things. But every nation is not perfect, and we have done many things that are indefinitely good for the world, whether you all like it or not. I am not saying that America is better, but I am saying that it is equal. Don't take everything at face value, and next time you see an American, don't spit on him/her, because remember, whatever blame you place on America is applicable to your native country as well.
America is the scapegoat of the moodern world.
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