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When a man has an erection and you can see it through his trousers?
Guy:Do you think any one saw my Pocket Elf?
Guy 2: Nah
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Some one that enjoys the taste of Krusty Keblar
I wish that Keblar Elf would stop eating all of the Krusty Keblar from my underwear
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Someone who obeys people of higher authority without question or concern for what is right or wrong. This person usually hangs around the authority figure trying to please them at any cost.
Look at Johnny over there with Mr. Peterson, what a house elf. I bet he would scrub Mr. Peterson’s underwear if he was asked.
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A guy who enjoys anal sex. It refers to the guy on the giving end, not the man or woman on the recieving end. This term is used to discribe gay and straight men. A well known synonym is "fudge-packer".
Guy 1: "Dude, i was with this chick the other night. Long story short, I licked her asshole to get her excited and then I stuck it in her ass to finish her off."
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea you were a Keebler Elf."
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It all begins with Legolas. The most perfect creature; the most beautiful Elf to ever grace Middle-earth or the silver screen.
Wanting him, pure and simple. Wanting him a LOT.
I have chronic terminal Elf Lust.
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A band of dedicated faggots, their intentions lie in screwing men in the anus, picking flowers, and not liking womens; penis eaters; fackin cack suckers; anus treasure pirates; wang lickers
The Elf Club consists of fags, homosexuals,penis lickers, and Strongsad.
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being acting or looking like an
the elf that is being black with pointy ears and is named mike
yo whut up in the keebler house
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