Portland Organ

When two, or more, hipsters go down on each other and scream as they both realize they have aids because they have not used contraceptive for the past 14 years.

"Bro, I walked into a local coffee shop and saw the nastiest Portland Organ!"

organic-norms

organic-norms

noun

defines certain attributes holding both inherent and adaptive-properties which comprise the makeup of the social group composition of all human species within the natural order of things (natural-society).

organic-norms composition are comprised of the following:

1. inherent attributes ( Those natural attributes which all human species poses in the state of nature).

a; companionship/a mate.

b; family/kinship.

c; communication.

2. adaptive- attributes ( Those attributes which all human species adapt so to both enhance the quality, longevity, and sustainability and preserving of life).

a; Language.

b; tribe/cities.

c; society/community.

d; friendship.

e; religion.

f; social customs and traditions etc.

organic stairmaster

aka a hill.

I'm gonna go get some exercise on the organic stairmaster.

I climbed every organic stairmaster in Florida the other day.

The organic stairmaster sure tires out Fluffy.

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rimworld organs

the literal best way to get money on rimworld

average rimworld player 1: i sold so many rimworld organs harvested from my prisoners ,
i can even remember the exact amount of profit for each person
average rimworld player 2: same m8

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Organic Gay

All the gay without the preservative

Person #1-That gay guy looks horrible for his age.

Person #2- He must be an organic gay.

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Organic Threesome

A threesome that does not arise from any plan but rather through continuous or natural development, ie of a night gone incredibly weird/wrong/good.

Caviat: In the spirit of Green revolution, the three of you plant a tree together the following day.

Guy 1: Did I see you with TWO girls last night?
Guy 2: Yup, an organic threesome, came out of nowhere.
Guy 1: And the bonus?
Guy 2: Of course man, it was Earth day. Planted a hemlock.

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organ grinder

The act of fucking one's partner in the ass after sprinkling sand on your dick.

We were having fun on the beach until it turned into an organ grinder.

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