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The exotically beautiful daughter of a washed up Hollywood actor who made a career of being so damn hot and doing weird sh!t like making out with her brother, marrying a moron named Billy Bob, and adopting ethnic children from several poor countries.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt seperating after -- months of marriage (future E! News Online headline)
Any white woman who adopts children of a different racial or ethnic background to make a social statement or to appear fashionable.
She just got those kids because she's an Angelina wannabe.
A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).
Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).
Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
So Angelina Jolie does charity work in Africa? BFD! Princess Diana did that 20 years ago!
Person: Hey don't you love Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?
Other: Who the hell is that?
Person: Lady Gaga!
Other: No wonder she changed her name!
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta is god to all of us, she is kind, beautiful, and mostly hot, she’s very short (not really, 5’2 isn’t bad right?) but she has a BIGGGGGG heart.
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta is the best.
An ugly woman. With that weird looking Frankenstein square head, bizzare nose, and biggy lips, she got to be angelina jolie uglee.
That woman is angelina jolie uglee. The way she angelina jolie uglee looked at me I almost died. Damn, that's an Angleina Jolie uglee lookin' kid. Frankenstein reborn. Uglee Jolie.
when you adopt a really poor baby for no reason.
matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.
joe: really?
matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.