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When you fart directly over your wife/girlfriends mouth while they are sleeping, causing a confused and bad taste. Theirs nothing the victim can do to defend against this attack because they're sleeping.
woman: I bought 2 tickets to see "Grease" the Broadway play for Saturday.
man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!
woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!
man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.
woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.
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a guy whose breath smells like a shithole
hey anus face! shut your hole!
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One who forcefully restrains and analy penetrates another unwilling human or animal.
Also used as an insult
1. Jim is an Anus Raper, he fucked her in the ass.
2. You little anus raper!
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1. A completely despicable waste of space, someone who doesn't deserve to breath a dead horses breath. An asshole.
2. A hanging bunghole that looks like a ball sack.
3. A bag made of anus
My step dad-in-law is a friggin anusbag.
Sick dude she has a serious anusbag.
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When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.
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Also know as a: rectum raider, ass pirate, burger stealer and can opener. commits acts of atrocious butt love.
"one small step for man..."
"get out of my ass, Mark!"
"oh, sorry"
"goddamn anus astronaut..."
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Derived from the accidental misreading of Angus burger
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with.
"Oh god Stacy, DO NOT go in that bathroom, the toilet has the largest anus burger I have seen in my life in it."
"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?"
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