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Robert L. Hightower. 'nuff said.

Bob Hightower is a complete and total asshole. If you knew him you would agree.

by Jake speed September 2, 2008

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Asshole

A guy who will keep on facing the people he keeps disrespecting (and facing afterwards).

What an asshole, but we sure haven't called him a coward while we were around him yet...when are we gonna gonna be ready to actually say some of what we thinking about saying?

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2018

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asshole

a guy (usually foreign/ Russian especially) that thinks it's cool to act cocky and call you things such as bitch, then try to get in your pants, and when you say no (because you don't know if they have some weird fucking foreign disease), kick you out of their house because he's not 'getting some.' These guys should be taken back to Russia where their perverted asses belong because we don't need these nasty fucks raising their dirty children here.

Russian: oh wait; so i totally just played it off like i was a nice guy and i wasn't just using you for sex.
American; uh duhh; you said Americans were bad; yu basically just raped me
Russian; whoops; my b. no i just wanna bang you; and i'll do anything to get wht i want
American; ASSHOLE

by suckonthatyouasshole July 3, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


asshole

your ex. boyfriend who goes and fucks other girls when your dating him.

god why the hell is he such an asshole

by cupcakelover<3 July 8, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asshole

after reading several definitions on this site i can conclude that the definiction of this word is: the majority of people who submit definitions to this web site

that guy that wrote the definition of the word united states as that of a freedom loving people is a real asshole

by liberty lover October 6, 2003

43๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


asshole

A great drinking game.

Play in Asshole is organized into tricks, much like Hearts or Bridge.

The Asshole (the person to place last in the previous round, see below) shuffles and deals the cards. All the cards are dealt, until none are left, in clockwise rotation.

The player on the dealer's left begins by leading any card, or set of matching cards, though in some house rules the player with a certain card always leads. The player to their left may then play an equal number of matching cards with a higher face value, or may pass. Note that you must play the same number of cards as the lead. If the leader starts with one card, only one card may be played on top of it; if they lead with a pair, only pairs may be played on top of it, and so on. The next player may do the same, and so on. This continues until all players pass. The last person to play cards leads the next trick.

General rules:
A two (2) card is "clear", meaning all played cards are removed, and the person playing the 2 starts again4
If there are 2 or 3 of a card on the table (in a row), and a player has the rest to "complete the set" of all four cards, that can be done, regardless of whose turn it is currently. The cards are cleared, and the player who "completed the set" gets to go again, as if he or she laid a "clear" in the previous round.
If a player passes, he or she must drink.
When players pass, this does not limit them in any way from playing later, even during the same trick.
When a player matches the rank of the previously played card, the next player's turn is skipped. A skipped player must drink.
If a player reaches his or her last card, he or she must immediately yell "last card". If someone points out that they didn't say it, or if someone else reaches their own last card, and yells it first, then, the player who forgot to yell is automatically the asshole for the next round.

by Wakamusha August 21, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asshole

A person, or thing that looks exactly like the hole of an ass, or acts like there is shit spewing out of their mouth

man Vincent is such an ASSHOLE! he grabbed my cock out of no where and ripped my balls off

that dog over there just pissed on my shoe, what an asshole!!

do you see how wide that guys mouth is?! what an asshole!!

by chya mamma December 8, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž