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is when your child has relations with an older woman(aka cougar).
women 1- I saw your son making out with an older woman.
women 2- oh no a cougar ate my baby!!!
To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.
If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!
A phrase that, when said to someone, means that said person did something while expecting to be hyped up or praised for what they did when, in fact, no one is or what they did is just not as cool as they think it is.
Person: Girl, your talking like that to me when you got those goofy ass yeezy foam runners on.
Other Person: You thought you ate that.
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Person 1: I'm hungry, are you.
Person 2: Nah, I just ate a sandwich
If this is said to you it means the person that said it to you doesn’t think you did a good job as you thought you would.
Girl stfu you thought you ate that..
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When the time feels weird and you don’t know what to say
I ate my cat yesterday
British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.
"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU ate all the pies!
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