1. When you punch your enemy in the face with the fist of an aircraft carrier. The fist then opens up for massive missile spam.
2. When you anally fist a woman holding a handful of cayenne pepper and open your fist, releasing the cayenne pepper into her anus.
Max used the Daedalus Attack to defeat the Zentradi, and then he used it on his wife that night!
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When a woman nags, bitches, or yells at you for something you did or didn't do.
Man I was on the receiving end of a total bitch attack when I promised my wife I'd be home at six but didn't show up until midnight.
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When a man or woman gets physically ill and exhibits sweats, nausea and/or vomiting as a result of being fat or chubby.
Does Mike have food poisoning? No, he's just having a fat attack.
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A spazzing attack performed by a unique person, usually while laughing
When they told the joke, she had a Callie Attack.
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The type of desperate attack in which public health officials and drug companies engage when trying to hide their causal roles in the the autism epidemic. Usually involves hiring drug addicts. The main goals of Mnooklear Attacks are to protect shareholders and to keep CDC staff out of jail.
Did you see the Mnooklear Attack on universally respected journalist Robert MacNeil?
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gathering a group of people and having them all use facebook's poke feature to overload that persons page with pokes
When John dumped Sara, she gathered everyone she knew and poke attacked him out of retaliation.
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