Something Awful

An asinine web forum for people who think 80,000+ people getting killed by a tsunami in Sri Lanka is Comedy Gold. They like to post oh-so-HILARIOUS Photoshopped pictures of people getting drowned by tidal waves.

Ha ha ha. I cannot contain my laughter.

Of course, it's not so funny when some pathetic goon's relatives died. Then they offer lame "goondolences" and shit.

Something Awful is for worthless fuckwads. Always has been, always will be.

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Girly Aw

The sicking sweet, heart melting AW used by girls when looking/talking about puppies, kittens, some children & during that RARE sweet guy moment.

The puppie/kitten looked up at her with its cute little face

She gave a girly AW as her heart melted

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Awe-ness

Greeting commonly used in the western cape of south africa.
Awe is hi,hello,howzit,etc
With the ness added it makes it super cool or radical!
Not just hi,hello or howzit but awe-ness!

Walking up to a gróup of friends you holler,
AWE-NESS ma se kinners!

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awful barrera

creating a seal around a vagina, and then attempting to inflate said vagina using vomit.

I saw this movie this weekend where this guy gave this chick an awful barrera

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Aw, damn!

Something that is exclaimed whenever something extraordinary happens, whether it be good or bad.

Aw, damn! That guy just ran 96 yards to score a touchdown!
or
Aw, damn! That guy just ran over a dog!

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Aw Organ

Another way of saying your emotional heart.
Usually used in contents of someone that doesn't have one.

Girl one: Isn't that the cutest thing ever? -points to a baby rabbit-
Dumb ex boyfriend: I think you just stuck my aw organ.

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Something Awful

A popular humor site that's mildly amusing at times, but is more often either retarded and incomprehensible or just tastless, callous, and mean-spirited.

The SA "goons" were recently suicide baiting a depressed guy who threatened to kill himself in his livejournal by posting hundreds of nasty comments begging for him to do it. They also seem to think the tsunamis in Asia that killed 150,000 people were somehow amusing. Yeah, this is me not laughing you jackasses.

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