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(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!
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A term to describe a high level of insanity displayed by a person. Think about it for a second. A bunch of badgers in a bag would be going MENTAL.
Paul: "Why did you break up with that girl?"
Matt: "Seriously, she was as mad as a bag of badgers."
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Badger & Blade is a heavily moderated, second-rate traditional wet-shaving forum composed mostly of no-talent, boring men that have nothing better to do than talk about shaving to the point of insane obsession. They pride themselves as being a "gentleman's" forum but this is just like a silly brand name for them to make it sound welcoming.
They also ban many important vendors and bloggers in the wet-shaving community because they like to keep it a closed, biased police-state type of community.
Other popular topics on the forum include food, alcohol, tobacco & firearms...typical things that a depressed, below-average IQ man having a midlife crisis would enjoy discussing.
Most of the moderators are pretentious middle-aged losers who will ban people indiscriminately for even the littlest infraction or for questioning a mod's opinion. The forum also has a group of "stewards" who are basically lowly ass-kissing servants for the mods.
In short, the site is a complete waste of bandwidth.
"Badger & Blade is quite lame and just a waste of time"
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The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.
A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants!
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A Euro 2004 Version of the popular site, badgerbadgerbadger.com.
Visit it at www.footballbadgers.com
Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, England! Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, Engand! Football, Football!
GOOOOOOOAL! A GOAL! OH, IT'S A GOAL!
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1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
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Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.
Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??
Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.
Jodi: Money Badger?
Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.
Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
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