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A sassy bagel is otherwise known as the common household donut
Person 1: hey, whatcha got there?
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!
A Rainbow bagel is a homosexual/queer version of the breakfast item: Bagels
Yo, homesquare would you care for a rainbow bagel since you are openly queer.
A person who has never had a bagel in their entire life.
Person 1: Hey, did you know that Luke is a Bagel Virgin
Person 2: What?! Luke has never had a bagel before?!
Person 1: I know! Its crazy right?
To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.
Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?
Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!
A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.
I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.
When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.
"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel
Coded language about killing Jews
A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.