Baker's deuce

From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.

Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"

John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."

grace baker

the bestest person ever no competition

grace baker is such a slay

Holden Baker

A blessing from GOD . Smart Funny my Hero . Don’t ever doubt him cause he’s about it … A Grand Prince … Royalty.. The finest Blood Line … Don’t mess with Holden Baker

I am Holden Baker

master baker

a baker or pastry chef that masturbates

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!

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Baker University

Oldest University in Kansas, has several schools, including Undergrad, Nursing, and Education. Extremly expensive but gives out amazing scholarships.

Beat KU in first football game played in KS.

"You went to Baker University? Damn, daddy had money"

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Angie Baker

Fish
And

Stank

She lokey EMO asf..

Angie baker-Someone who goes to a school and smell like fish and stank.. She a flat pancake..

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baker mary

Police code for "black male". From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".

Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.

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