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A type of house music that has 130 BPM, influences from R&B, rap, crunk, 80s synths, techno, and rock, samples that one wouldn't expect to make a song from, such as President Bush's stutter in a recent speech of his, and allows people to dance their pain away while inticing fights and moshpits at the same time. Early examples of Baltimore Club took influence from Miami Booty Bass and Chicago House, such as "It's Time for The Perculator" and "Too Much Booty in the Pants", while more recent examples exude the aforementioned characteristics.
One can dance to Baltimore Club Music in almost anyway imaginable: a shoulder lean, a snap and a pop, a 1-2 step.
However, two of the most prominent types of dancing for Baltimore Club Music are the "Crazy Legs" and the "Spongebob", which can be demonstrated if one searches for "Baltimore Rockin" on Youtube. Dancing to club music is often called "Rockin' Off" or "Shakin' Off".
Note: Baltimore Club Music is a distant cousin to gogo, even though most that listen to BCM dislike gogo calling it, often times, "a waste of six minutes".
Oblivious Clubhopper: "What's that annoying African chant from Michael Jackson stuck on repeat for? I can actually vibe to it now!!!"
Baltimore Club Head: "Oh, that's Baltimore Club Music. And, by the way, it's Mamasay Mamasa Mamacusa. Let me call K-Swift on the 92Q-Lines and request Hands Up, Thumbs Down so I can start rockin' off."
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Your girl is deep throating your schlong when she suddenly starts to gag. Yiu quickly pull back and she throws up all over herself. You decide to go ahead and start fucking her anyway
I was asking my friend at the Orioles Game last night "have you tried the new Baltimore Oatmeal Patty yet"?
A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.
Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!
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An act where a woman places her legs behind her head, and you then place her in a full-nelson and fuck her in the ass.
I gave my wife a Baltimore Blue Crab, a month ago, she couldn't walk for a week!
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When you lick a hobo’s ass in front of a mirror.
Susie: I’m feeling pretty dirty today.
Chris: Why?
Susie: I gave a Baltimore Deep Counter at a gas station last night.
Chris: Charity work again, huh?
The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”
Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”
the best club music of course from the best city ever.Its really fast and kind of hard to dance to.Especially if you're not from b-more.
baltimore club music tote it remix,slyde to the left,get my gun,mamasay mamasa macusa,handz up thumbz down....some hot tracks
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