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Another name for female masterbation!
I walked in on my mom playing the single string meat banjo!
To use the midddle finger to strum the clit hood
I could sure stand to play the one string banjo tonight
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Inbred white person, usually male.
Usually from a backwater suburb or town.
Indicative of low income and low intelligence.
Who lives in the house with all the retarded kids and broken cars in the front yard?
That's just Rob. He's some six fingered banjo picker from the western suburbs.
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A very serious and ertotic Sexual position involving a Banjo, Jar of Mayo, A poodle, An albino Goat, A tennis Racket, A digereedoo, A quart of Milk, and an opening statement By Billy Crystal
Hey man Im so excited for the Three Way Banjo Battle tonight! Im totaly bringing the Goat!
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ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo
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A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.
It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"
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A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!
Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?
Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
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