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Mrs Barry is a maths teacher at passmores academy, she is a whiny teacher who is the most annoying fuck in the world. You would feel bad for her if she doesn’t shriek at you for not drawing a fucking margin. miss- if we really needed margins just buy books that come with margins. its not that hard. Like all shit teachers Mrs Barry has favourite students. If one of her favs need some paper she would politely hand it to them, but if her least favourites ask for paper she would shout at them about how they need to be more organised
fav students: miss i forgot my book!
mrs barry: ill give you some!!!
least fav students: miss i forgot my book!
mrs barry: THATS NOT MY FAULT
Barry allen is, in fact THE fastest man alive. When Barry was 11 yrs old, his mom got killed by reverse flash. His dad got blamed and sent to jail. 15 years later Harrison wells created a particle accelerator that gave 65% of central city superpowers. While that was going on Barry got struck by lightning and put in a coma for 9 months. When he came out of the coma he got super speed.
Hey was that a strip of lightning going sideways? No dude that was Barry Allen!
A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".
Yeah, take it! Take it! Take it Barry!
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A great singer that many people diss, but those people are fucking communist fasict hippies. See asshole
Asshole: I fucking hate Barry Manilow
Sensible Person: Bitch! (pulls out dual Glocks and shoots asshole in the face)
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A punk ass who plays for the San Fransico Giants. He is considered one of the greatest home run hitters. It is all bull because the guy is on freaking steroids. This guy is a disgrace to baseball and everyone hates him.
Barry Bonds is a "cracka" on steroids.
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The best mayor ever. He was a former mayor of Washington DC that got caught with crack and prostitutes. The result was 10 counts of misdemeanor drug possession but the charges were reduced. Today (2008), Barry serves on the Council of the District of Columbia, representing Ward Eight, which comprises Anacostia, Congress Heights, Washington Highlands and other neighborhoods. Ironically, these areas are some of the most violent areas in the District of Columbia. I really like that guy.
(Guy 1) I like our new mayor.
(Guy 2) Marion Barry was so much better...
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Fictional myspace character created by Tom.
See that Barry Bloomberg, he is Toms play thing and his site is maintained by admin. FACT
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