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crap basket

A Christmas package/hamper containing useless food items, usually from the Dollar store.

Here we go again, another crap basket from my mother-in-law. Merry frickin' Christmas.

by hambuggafixa' January 28, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


basket case

an awesome green day song with a rocking beat and lots of bass; the song is about frontman's billie joe armstrong's paranoia

Sometimes I give myself the creeps,
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,
It all keeps adding up,
I think I'm cracking up,
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

76๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Basket

1. The opposite of a gift basket. A basket of crappy gifts that nobody wants.

2. In fantasy football, it refers to a quality for quantity trade. One player offers multiple crappy players for a quality one.

1. I put 50 dollar into that raffle and ended up winning a shit basket.

2. Listen to this shit basket that JD offered me! He offered Hassleback, Avant, and Spiller for Chris Johnson. I'd never accept that shit!

by CowboyDebop December 9, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Basket Maker

A person who weaves in and out of traffic at high speeds on the highway during rush hour traffic, as if they were weaving a basket.

That bitch thinks just because she drives a Bmw she can be a Basket Maker!

by Crancan March 25, 2009

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Slut basket

A douche that is usually seen with too many women at a time.
One who carries many luts on their arm.
One who dates too many women at a time.

- Can alao be used as a compliment for being highly attractive.

Person 1: Dude, Jimmy is a fucking slut basket.
Person 2: But did you see the girls? They were hot, man.
Person 3: Pimp slut basket. 'Nuff said.

by YesImA_WOMAN_YOU_ASSHOLES October 25, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pube Basket

Hand woven from one's grown out pubic hairs or from hair donated to 'Curls of Care'. They are hand woven for home decor and can be gifted as a fruit basket. Typically, fruit filled pube baskets are given on one's wedding day as an insult. On the rare occasion, one may receive a fruit filled pube basket the day of their funeral.

I'm going to give you a hand woven pube basket, on yo' wedding day.

by www.PubesOftheWorld.com March 18, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkey basket

the act of putting your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show someone. you then shake up and down or side to side to show the world your balls, dick and asshole. popularly performed out of a window of a moving car.

man i showed alex's mom my turkey basket last night and she was so impressed by it that she blew me...then i abe lincoln'd that ho.

by barrak obama October 28, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž