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When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.
Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!
Two people having sex while standing up, both facing forward on a bathroom cubicle, and their feet are visible from the outside of the cubicle.
I thought I just imagined it, but I swear saw your girl's shoes in the front legs of a Bathroom Centaur.
When some has a dump in the bathroom, then closes the door, sometimes without flushing. The next person to open the door and go into the bathroom is the victim of the Bathroom Fug.
Queen of England: Oh Lordy, I went into the lavatory to be met by the most overpowering Bathroom Fug.
Prince Philip: Yes...erm...one of the corgies, I believe.
The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.
God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.
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When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.
"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"
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The act of selling products out of the school bathroom. It can range from one kid selling a single item to organized competetive markets of products. Usually the items sold are things the school doesn't allow.
Mike: I heard Caleb made two hundred dollars selling nicotine gum ten dollars a piece in the bathroom.
Joe: Bathroom capitalism at it's finest. Someone should start a competitive sale!
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A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.
- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?
- I got a bathroom monologue day.
- Yucks... To much information.
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