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When you get a towel between your legs and pull up and down like your shining a shoe
Person1:What the hell are they doing?
Person2:Butt flossing*shudders*
The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.
Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!
When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.
Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!
i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed
i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed
my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.
WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.
A cotton candy/candy floss bag full of vaporized marijuana.
Daddy, Pass my bag of Ganja-floss please.