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Beck Yates
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/beck yayts/
A walking red flag wrapped in a mullet and bad decisions. Often described as “6’4 of why,” Beck Yates is the human version of stepping in something wet while wearing socks. He doesn’t walk—he stomps—because subtlety isn’t an option when your feet are built like clown shoes and your nose could cut glass.
Known to communicate in screeches, grunts, and unsolicited comments about your “aura,” Beck somehow radiates both gym bro energy and lost substitute teacher vibes. He’s got the fashion sense of a kid who lost a bet at Tractor Supply Co. and the dietary habits of a raccoon with a protein goal.
Attempts to grow a mustache have been ongoing since the dawn of time, with results best described as “legally invisible.” Has strong opinions about chalk that no one asked for, and carries himself like the main character in a movie no one would watch twice.
If you hear guitar shredding in the distance and catch the faint scent of motor oil and chicken rice, it's already too late. You've entered the Beck Zone™.
"Why is that guy flexing his aura in front of the vending machine?"
"Bro… that’s a Beck Yates. Just let him finish and hope he doesn’t start talking about ‘mass gain.’"
Someone who is a jerk, an asshole, and a stupid idiotic person. A weird person
Mr. Schultz my teacher is being a beck weather.
Ya ever find this chaotic yet adorable duo anywhere, prepare your heart because they share feelings and smiles and laughs and jokes nobody else could pull off. Better have crack too they need the daily fix.
"Did you see Aaron-Becks at the mall?"
"Yeah, they are so.fucking.cute!!"
"I know!! I wish I had that.."
A person who is so stingy with their money and won’t transfer the money owed to their friends
She wouldn’t pay me for the Uber, she’s such a Beck
A superior human: a smart, awesome person.
I have a crush on Beck! They’re so cute!
a ex furry with a ponytail who has to control his sexual interactions and likes to bowl and laser tag with old men who watch my little pony crying compilations
oh your one of those beck types, weird wee
Someone who lives nw london and wears a north face jacket either goes to jfs or Jcoss in mill hill every Friday at Prezzo
Millie:Oh look the becks have arrived
Jack:They are here every friday