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The act lf being attracted to that boi Bert
Sorry i cant date u im bert sexual
The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
A cliché or something you knew was going to happen.
DAMNNN JAMAL DIED LAST WEEK??? DAMNNNN! what a bert gerdah.
The act of peeing in a cup and then selling it as lemonade
1. The food truck my friend was working at ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 2 cups
2. Bro, did you see Sam pulling a bert yesterday
The act of peeing in a cup and then falsely selling it as lemonade
My friend was working in a food truck and ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 3 cups
He’s definitely Pulling a Bert
A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!