person who is fucking obsesed with jesus and the bible
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The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.
Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).
The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).
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A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.
A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.
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someone who spends their day reading the bible and only talks about the bible. they become like robots except they only do things related to the bible
Some J.W.s act like bible drones
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The ickiest, nastiest, weirdest, most disturbing hentai ever.
Ew! Did you see episode 3 of Bible Black? I couldn't sleep for a week!
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Used to describe the southeastern states. Ironically, these are the former slave-holding states. Apparently these hillbillies didn't read the whole book.
Jesus: "How are things looking on Earth, Dad?"
God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."
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A group of gangsters that read the Bible
Attacks rival gangs by throwing crucifixes
Reads only the Bible
(members are Bible Gangsters)
Bible gang! Bible gang! Bible gang!