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A genious. One of the most free-thinking and open-minded people I have ever heard. If you've never seen any of his stand up, do yourself a favor and get the DVD.
Today young men on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream in which we are the imagination of ourself...here's Tom with the weather.
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor, go home and take all your albums, tapes, cds...and burn them. Cause, you know what, all those musicians who made that great music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years...real fucking high on drugs.
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Fictional character from an old SNL skit featuring Will Ferrell, Alec Baldwin, John Goodman and Tim Meadows in rotation. The plot revolves around these men sitting at a bar (or other location), blind drunk, talking and reminiscing about a man named Bill Brasky. The conversation tends to highlight his sexual conquests, superhuman abilities, blasphemous exploits and disregard for human life. The skits themselves tend to follow a basic order: one man asks if the group has heard about the time Bill Brasky (did something), and another man blurts out a socially crippling confession, which is mentally discarded by the drunken group, and the story continues. Another basic component is the female passerby, who asks the men to stop being so loud, and is answered by sexist comments from the bunch. In the end, Brasky himself appears, in a forced-angle shot from his shoulder, making him truly appear ten feet tall. In recent years, similar jokes have been created about Chuck Norris and his ass-kicking potential--some have even been pulled directly from copyrighted Bill Brasky material. Also, the original videos of the skits have been increasingly hard to find but much sought after by fans of the show.
"Say, did i tell you about the time Bill Brasky went hunting?"
"I masturbate to the Teletubbies."
(long pause)
"Anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down and kill all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills each one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
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Can be used to say "hello", "goodbye", "thank you", "have a good day", or just about anything
Origin: Buffalo, New York
Cashier: here's your change sir and go bills
Customer: go bills
The new moniker now widely used for Bill Gates, once known as Bill of WHO (World Health Organization), due to all of the tainted world governments and businesses who are now scrambling to distance themselves from the duplicitous Jeffrey Epstein crony.
He should have just stuck with being the Microsoft genius, but his monstrous ego and insatiable appetite for power and recognition put Bill who? backwards by decades into the shadows to live out his final pathetic years.
A notorious serial killer most famous for suffocating his victims in flex seal. He is currently on the loss in the US on a killing spree. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MAKE CONTACT
Bill Swift is in my house better just give up and die.
Bill Overbeck is a left 4 Dead character he is an old Vietnam war veteran who doesn’t have Lung Cancer
Bill Overbeck is badass and doesn’t have Lung Cancer
The three bills that have had inappropriate relations with women (Bill O'Reilly, Bill Cosby, and Bill Clinton)
The naughty bills are back at it again