Biscuit bones

A medical condition of someone prone to getting injured very easily and/or often.

Richard dislocated his shoulder whilst sleeping because he has biscuit bones.

Son of a biscuit

A slight more polite way to say "Son of a *****"

You stupid son of a biscuit, just shut the front door you mother father

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bend a biscuit

The act of passing a bowel movement, see also "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", "drop the kids off at the pool", "stock the lake with brown trout"

Dude, I need to bend a biscuit bad, I've got a turtle head pokin' out.

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booty biscuits

That part of butt cheeks that is visible bulging out beneath short shorts and bathing suits

Did you see how short that girls shorts were? She was all booty biscuits

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Whisker biscuit

An old prickly snatch

She tried to sand my face off with her whisker biscuit

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Bukkake Biscuit

A female who engages as the recipient of a bukkake is considered to be a Bukkake Biscuit.

"Damn, I shot my yogurt raisins all over that Bukkake Biscuit!"

"I can't believe that Bukkake Biscuit soaked up all eight of our loads!"

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sticky biscuit

A group of lads wank over a biscuit, and the last to cum on it has to eat, the now "sticky biscuit"

Person1: Why isnt josh here?
Person2: He played sticky biscuit and lost
person1: Oh..............errrr

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