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Sirius Black

Sexiest book character in the world. Ever. Sirius, aka Padfoot, and Snuffles, is Harry Potter godfather who got sent to Azkaban for a crime he did not commit. Before this, he was the hottest damn thing ever to walk the halls of Hogwarts School of Withcraft and Wizardry. He is not officially gay but according to a large portion of the Harry Potter fandom, he is Remus Lupin's bitch. Which is so not a problem. Sirius Black is the only fictional character that is sexy enough to fan-girl over.

Damn Remus, look at Sirius Black over there! He's not wearing a shirt.

by HarryPottersbitch March 18, 2010

253πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Lewis Black

The greatest comedian on the planet.

"We believe that whoever has the most stuff when he dies, wins. Well, you're dead, fuck-nut. So you didn't win."

by omega9999 December 15, 2003

1298πŸ‘ 113πŸ‘Ž


black and bloody

A half and half variation with Revolver Blood and Honey and Guinness Draught using a pour spoon. Revolver brewery is located in North Texas and only distributes beer regionally to the DFW Metroplex. Therefore, the Black and Bloody variation is exclusive to those to live in and visit the Dallas/Ft. Worth area.

Let's go to the pub and get a Black and Bloody.

Drinking Black and Bloody's all night had me speaking Southern Gaelic in the morning.

by Ryan Doc April 26, 2019

137πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Black Privilege

The ability to break every law in the country and still remain the victim.

Jussie Smollett.

A black man who due to his lies cost the American people millions of dollars if not billions in damages due to riots and wasted FBI resources.

Once arrested The DA Kim Fox got a call from Obama's wife and charges were quickly dropped. Robin Roberts said the interview with him was "beautiful". All of which turned out to be a lie , helped by the media.

Later on he was prosecuted and found guilty in court. Yet after serving less than a week in jail, he produced a song afterwards about how he was an innocent man and a victim.

Black Privilege.

by RightRushLeftGod April 18, 2022

7080πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Prison Blacked

The practice of forcibly using white men as flesh lights in prison.

I heard that Blake was sent to the infirmary for some anal complications?

Yea, apparently last night he was ambushed and prison blacked outside of his cell by like 5 black guys.

by WhiteBootyHunter January 4, 2022

61πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Black Butler

An anime/manga series follows Sebastian Michaelis, a demonic butler who is bound by a supernatural contract to serve Ciel Phantomhive, the thirteen-year-old head of the Phantomhive noble family and the business-savvy owner of the Funtom company, a toy manufacturer. In return, when Sebastian has helped Ciel finish all of his tasks, including avenging his parents' deaths, Sebastian will be allowed to kill him and consume his soul. It was announced in July 2008 that an anime adaption, directed by Shinohara Toshiya and produced by A-1 Pictures, was expected. It premiered in October 2008, and has since ended with 24 episodes. The second season aired in 2010 spanning 12 episodes with two new main characters, Alois Trancy and Claude Faustus. The series has been licensed by Yen Press in North America and published in Yen Plus' August 2009 issue for the magazine's first anniversary.

Black Butler is now on Netflix! I am going to go fan-girl over Ciel and Sebastian.

by LostInLife1029 August 20, 2012

485πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Black Puffa

Black black puffa is an essential item of clothing you’re not from New York if you don’t have a black puffa

Yo that person doesn’t have a black puffa they ain’t valid

by Ressespuffsblackpuffa March 27, 2021

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž