When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.
I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.
The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"
The "Ghetto Blaster" commonly known as just Luger or Luger P08 is a toggle-locked recoil-operated semi-automatic pistol. The Luger was produced in several models and by several nations from 1898 to 1948. "Ghetto Blaster" originates from the Holocaust and how the Jews got clapped by the Luger P08.
Child: "What was grandma like?"
Jewish Grandfather: "Idk, all I know is she got 220'd to the head by a Ghetto Blaster."
When you cum in someone’s ass, and afterwards, they fart and blast the cum all over your stomach, dick, and balls
She gave me a booboo blaster after I blew my load in her ass.
His rubbed his cootie blaster after seeing a smokin' hotty.
One that blasts bowels frequently
I have blasted many bowels this evening. You could call me the Bowel Blaster
A soon to be very popular youtuber who edits for the most popular youtuber in my timeline
Friend: have you heard of Ashe Blaster
You: No
Friend: Well then you haven't lived yet search them up on YouTube now