A slang term for a woman’s vagina
“I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”
A slang term for a woman’s vagina
“I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”
a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!
“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.
When a girl has a huge sweet ass but the smell is so bad it brings tears to your eyes.
That girl had a sweet turd cutter but the bitch had an onion blossom.
When a young girl goes pee-pee
Grannie says,"Make sure you water your blossom before you go to bed, Sweetie."
A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.
The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.
Associates with the most beautiful girls in the world
Her name is Blossom