Branch hound

Someone who sexually pursues members of the military

Man 1: Any luck with Chelsea?
Man 2: Nah, I couldn’t get her even if I tried she’s a total branch hound.

Tree branch

A place where Emo’s “hang” out

Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!

branch hang

When a few mates have a rollicking time separate from the entire group.

I heard Nikita organised a branch hang without us.

tramp branch

A slutty tree.

That bitch is a straight up tramp branch. You feel me?

branch chicken

Another name for squirrel.

These branch chicken are delicious, especially the red ones!

Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose

Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!